Salutatorian the Next
Published on June 15, 2005 By TheFazz In Misc
Is this fair? I'd like you to decide.

Throughout the past year, I have been working my hardest as a student. My grades have been outstanding—none lower than a ninety-three on my report card. I am in all top classes; I am also at the top of my class. At least that is what was said to me yesterday, June 14, 2005.

I was walking back to my science class after dropping a paper off at my algebra classroom when the principal stopped me in the hall. He told me to follow him to his office, so I did. Once we sat down, he said that he had great news. After three marking periods of narrowly trailing the person at the head of the class, I finally overtook him. My overall average was a ninety-eight, higher than any other student in the school. I was the valedictorian.

The principal congratulated me and told me to go to my English teacher, who is also head of the English department, to prepare my speech for graduation night, which is this Friday. Next period, my English teacher took me and the salutatorian (ironically, we were in the same English class while there are several other honors English classes) outside and talked to us about the honors we had been bestowed. Each of us were asked to have our speeches done by the next day (June 15--today's date). I had to write the valedictory address in a few hours. Not a problem, no big deal.

At graduation practices, the principal came before the hundreds of students which make up my grade level, and announced that I was the school valedictorian. The crowd applauded and cheered me wildly—and prematurely.

At the same time today, June 15, 2005, I was asked to go down to the principal's office. He sat me down, and do you know what he said? "I'm sorry to inform you of this, but there has been a mistake. You are no longer class valedictorian. The salutatorian and you have switched places because of an improperly reported grade." The other student's overall average was .007778 points better than mine.

Now, hundreds of students were walking around thinking I was valedictorian. I had left my yearbook back in the classroom, and when I came back, most of the class had signed it with messages congratulating me for being valedictorian. I addressed the class and told them that I am salutatorian, and valedictorian no more. This was met by responses ranging from, "Oh, I'm so sorry," to, "This is bullshit!" to "How can they do this to you?"

In the gymnasium at today's graduation practices, the principal announced that there was to be a change, that the valedictorian and salutatorian had swapped places. The crowd didn't applaud, for it seemed to be mildly confused. The word which I heard uttered by most of the people who spoke up was "bullshit." Bullshit that the principal would announce valedictorian and retract that very statement twenty-four hours later. Bullshit that I was forced to walk in front and thank hundreds of my peers right after the announcement had been made. Bullshit that this new valedictorian, which no one was too fond of, was representing our school to well, well over a thousand people at graduation night.

In Italian class, my teacher said to me that if the same had happened to her son, some fists would be flying. My history teacher told me that while I should remain respectful in my speech, he felt like I should include a cleverly veiled dig at what had happened. Jokingly, he suggested I wear a Communist armband and an anarchist armband at the graduation ceremony in protest. All my teachers said that what happened to me was wrong, and the students concurred and added that I should be valedictorian and not the new one. Personally, I feel that the new valedictorian deserves the honor, but instead of demoting me due to their own error, the administration should have made a co-valedictorian. Our grades were essentially identical, anyway.

I was not upset that I wasn't valedictorian. Salutatorian was good enough for me. Hell, any honor would be good enough for me. I was upset at the fact that the administration had the audacity to present the highest honor to a student, and take it back the following day. I didn't let it bother me throughout the day, though, because why should I trouble myself over what had apparently happened due to the incompetence of the school's administration? The valedictory address that I spent much of my evening writing last night had to be completely revamped and rewritten in order to make it more of an address that the salutatorian would give.


Do you think this is fair? I hold no grudges against the new valedictorian, mainly because he worked to get there and had no role in humiliating me. I hold no grudges against the faculty, because they all expressed their deepest support for me. I'm not sure if I should hold a grudge against the administration, because we long knew that they were incompetent. If you were in my position, how would you have felt? I'm not angry, sad, or disappointed as much as I am pissed off at the principal.

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on Jun 15, 2005
No it isn't fair! Although I myself would be rather vocal about the whole thing, I would not recommend you do that.
on Jun 15, 2005

Naaah, just take it like a Miss America runner up.

But I don't blame you for feeling slighted.

on Jun 15, 2005

Now I know why you are such a great speller!

No it is not fair.  But would it have been fair to the other guy (gal) if they had not corrected it?  Sometimes there is no right answer, and any answer is going to make people suffer.

You are doing well venting off campus.  I think you would have made a hell of a good valedictorian.  You have the right attitude.  You should be proud of that much at least.

on Jun 15, 2005
PS. Missed you on the last installment of the President series.
on Jun 15, 2005
Thank you. I haven't complained at all at school, but I can say some of my teachers have...

Yes, I need to comment on the President Series once more.

There really is no fair answer to this, but the mistake shouldn't have happened in the first place. Carelessness is not an excuse.
on Jun 15, 2005

There really is no fair answer to this, but the mistake shouldn't have happened in the first place. Carelessness is not an excuse.

But it is human.

on Jun 15, 2005
Of course. That's why I'm not furious with the administration, only a bit pissed.
on Jun 15, 2005

Of course. That's why I'm not furious with the administration, only a bit pissed.

As well you should be.  you are human after all.  Most of the time.

on Jun 15, 2005
If he is human, then I'm, well...also human.

All joking aside, I do agree with you that it was unfair and more than a bit incompetent on their part. I was most certainly surprised, and those who sat around me in the ceremony said about the same things you said. Well, feel vindicated in the fact that you missed it by less than .1 percent.

By the way, I can help you if you want to add a subtle comment about it in your speech. My specialty.
on Jun 15, 2005
Haha, thanks for the offer, but I'm not sure if I want to embarrass the board of education with a nasty remark. Could have serious repercussions for me.
on Jun 15, 2005
That does suck. I agree that the classy and appropriate thing would have been to make you two co-Valedictorians, particularly because your grades are still so very close. Good on you for taking it in stride, though.

At my high school graduation we had a Valedictorian and Salutatorian who gave speeches, and then the 3rd and 4th in the class said the opening and closing prayers respectively (ha, I know, PRAYER!).

When we graduated, I was told that I was ranked 5th. No big deal. I didn't try all that hard in school (although I wish I had). Early in the summer when I went to get my transcript to enroll in college I found out that for some reason the rankings had been wrong and in fact, I was third and not fifth in the class (not really a big honor in such a small class, really).

In some ways it bothered me a bit, but I was glad I dodged a bullet on having to say a prayer in front of the entire town, so I guess it all worked out, hehe.
on Jun 15, 2005
Hah, a prayer... that's funny. It seems like no one can get their rankings right, eh?

Most of the people I've spoken to suggested co-valedictorians, too.
on Jun 16, 2005
Re anarchy/Communism/socialism/rebellion against the powers that be: "The united people will never be defeated..."

In essence, Justintime, you were demonted due to the inability of the school administration to perform a fourth-grade math skill, finding the mean of a set of numbers. This is unacceptable, and it is highly unprofessional of the administration to cause you to suffer as a ersult.

There is only one possible response: Sedition.
on Jun 18, 2005

OK, I've come up with a solution for revenge, though it is quite complicated on your part.

Get elected to the school board. Bake lots of brownies for the other school board members at each meeting. Once on the board, wait until a higher administrative position opens up, then drop hints to the principal to apply. When he applies, call him up to tell them he got the position...then call him back and tell him you made a mistake...someone else was slightly better.

Cost of getting elected to the school board: $1000 (in many communities)

Cost of making refreshments for 6 months: $200 (figuring generously)

Revenge on an asshat: Priceless!

on Jun 19, 2005
Gideon, I really like your plan. It will take many months to work out, but I think I can do it. Thank you for the idea.
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